dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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