No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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