Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
