how can u be prego again
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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