But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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