I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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