Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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