My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
