best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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