that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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