OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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