If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I will pee on everything he values.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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