He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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