This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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