I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I wish i was in the wii world.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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