she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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