My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
