You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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