Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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