so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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