Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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