They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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