I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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