he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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