u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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