I like to think it a success when the cops are called
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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