i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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