Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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