weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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