love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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