Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You're a disaster
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