dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
zippers are such a cool invention
We need to rekindle our bromance
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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