I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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