yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
should my penis look like a turkey
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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