I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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