And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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