have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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