I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Holy sore nipples Batman
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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