you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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