yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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