they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
