I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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