i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Let the clothes fall where they may.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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