He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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