Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
People in love make me want to vomit
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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