i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
where are my eyebrows?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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