he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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