hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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