I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there was a trapeze. enough said
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My feet surprised me
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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