sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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