Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's never too late to be topless.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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