Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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