Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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