Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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