I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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