I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Randomize
