Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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