return my video game
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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