just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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